This happens only in America

Did anyone wonder, there are certain weird / absurd / interesting (whatever you call it) in America which no one can atleast think of.

  

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (Funniest of all :D)
5.  Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 
7. Only in America......do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so that they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place. 
8. Only in America......do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
10. Only in America......do they play the whole game using hands and call it Football.
    

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The Hyderabad

Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat,
Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.

Woh pulla reddy ki mithai, woh kamat ka dosa,
Woh Gokul ki pav bhaji aur Ramser ka samosa.

Woh local bus ka 'suffer', woh tank bund ki hawa,
Woh dutch roses ke kante aur lumbini park ka sama.

Woh december ki zara si sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.

Woh holi ki masti, woh navratri ka garba,
Woh divali ke patakhe aur ganpati ka shor o sharaba.

Woh necklace road ka mohol, woh Gandipet ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.

Woh Best Bakers ke curry puff, woh blue sea ka chai,
Woh Garden(restaurant) ke lukmi biscuit, woh galliyon ka "rabdi
malai".

Woh bachpan key yaaden, woh PT kaa khel,
Woh Indira park ke jhaadiyan, jahaa hothey they mel.

Woh Minerva ka hot coffee cup aur Shopers shop mein shopping,
Woh James Street ka nazara aur Ameerpet ki building.

Woh Sangeet cinema ke queue, woh black ki pink ticket,
Woh Parade ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad, aur kitni karoon mein abaad,
Yeh shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai H Y D E R A B A D!!!

Ise chodke kahaan jaye, ise chodke kya hum paaye..
bache rahe hai char din, manzile nayi.. bichde raahe......

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