He is a Food Lover
He is a Sport lover too, well he prefers playing to watching.
He is cynical while sensible, sarcastic but friendly, cheesy but conventional.
He has an affinity towards the minnows and the enshrouded
He is an egoist and altruist at the same time.
He likes you if you are sensible and is belligerent if you are mean.
He is all what you are not and try to be.
He does the walking while you do the talking
Above all, he is a DOER!